I Do This Because I Can Square Matches
Yet more proof that cats are assholes, this funny box of matches confirms the thought process of our feline friends and the motivation that fuels them. Here’s to knocked over cups, insolent cats and the power to light a fire with amusing cat themed illustrations.
A square box of safety matches measuring 11 cm x 11 cm x 3 cm.
| Dimensions | 11 cm x 11 cm x 3 cm |
|---|---|
| Product Type | Safety matches |
| Theme | Cat-themed illustrations |
FAQ
What is the size of the matchbox?
The matchbox measures 11 cm x 11 cm x 3 cm.
Are the matches safe to use?
Yes, these are safety matches designed for safe handling and use.
What kind of illustrations are featured on the matches?
The matches feature amusing cat-themed illustrations that reflect the mischievous behavior of cats.

Cameron Coleman –
Got this as a gift for my cat lover friend. The humor is spot on. The matchbox is sturdy and the cat drawings are hilarious. Perfect for anyone who knows cats are just trying to be annoying.
Jessica Hamilton –
Funny and well-made. The design captures the chaotic energy of cats. I laughed every time I opened it. A great addition to any home with feline residents.
Luke Howard –
Absolutely love the theme. The matchbox is a clever tribute to cat behavior. It’s not just a functional item — it’s a statement. Will definitely buy again.