Full-scale Cuddle Offensive / Get Well Card
A fluffy kitten, fully committed to the mission—soft, persistent, and exactly what you need right now.
If you’re not sure what to write, each card includes five simple message ideas to help.
Outside
Launching a full-scale cuddle offensive.
Inside
Blank
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| 5×7″ handmade card with kraft envelope Original design from our small studio Premium card stock with archival inks Fits beautifully in a 5×7 frame after gifting Comes in a protective sleeve for safe delivery |
A small gift that feels personal
Easy to give, easy to love—no overthinking, just something thoughtful that feels right.
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FAQ
What message is included on the outside of the card?
The outside of the card features the message: ‘Launching a full-scale cuddle offensive.’
Is the inside of the card blank?
Yes, the inside of the card is blank so you can write your own message.
What are the dimensions of the card?
The card measures 5×7 inches and comes with a kraft envelope.




Caroline Ross –
I gave this to a friend who was feeling down. The kitten design is adorable and the card felt personal. The message on the outside was just right—light and comforting without being cloying. It made them smile immediately.
Sophie Oliver –
Perfect for a get-well gift. The card is sturdy and the paper feels high quality. The blank inside lets you add a personal note. It’s simple, warm, and exactly what a friend needs when they’re recovering.
Sean MacDonald –
The design is cute and the card feels handmade. I liked that it didn’t feel like a generic greeting. The only thing is the message on the outside might be a bit too playful for some people, but it worked well for my friend.