Jellycat Amuseables Asparagus
Amuseables Asparagus is officially the most record-obsessed vegetable on the planet. He’s already claimed Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates — and he’s just getting started.
| Dimensions | 8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8in |
|---|---|
| Sitting Height | 7in |
| Main Materials | Polyester |
FAQ
What is the sitting height of the Asparagus?
The sitting height is 7 inches.
Is the Asparagus made from natural materials?
No, it is made from polyester.
Can the Asparagus be used as a decoration in a garden?
Please contact customer service



Dylan Burgess –
Absolutely hilarious and oddly charming. The Asparagus brings a lot of joy to any room. It’s not just a toy — it’s a conversation starter. I’ve had guests ask about its record achievements multiple times. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky, whimsical decor.
Amanda North –
A delightful addition to my home office. The details are well crafted and the humor is spot-on. It’s not something you’d expect from a plush toy, but it works wonderfully as a quirky piece of furniture.
Sonia Dowd –
I bought this for my nephew and he’s obsessed with it. He keeps telling me about the ‘Fastest Shoelace Knotter’ title. It’s a fun, unique item that brings laughter every time it’s seen.